Windows Vista Code Leaked!!

Posted by Hemanth in Thursday, March 6th 2008   under: General        

An unknown source inside M$ leaked the core source code of Windo$e Vi$ta. Please check it out before I get a DMCA take down notice!!! :)

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date:2008
*/
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “leopard.h”char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main () {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
hang_system();
}

if (still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (!DX10GPU()) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

// printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000″);
// printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”);
printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”);

while (something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}

creat_general_protection_fault();
}

Now that the Vista code is revealed, MS coders please step aside and let the real Open Source coders salvage what your foolish hands wrought!

1 Comment Already

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Sunit Said,
March 11th, 2008 @7:03 pm  

You mean, this is the Source code of an OS, whose size is in GBs………..

And what does this lines mean??

search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);

I smell something fishy in here..

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