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Unread 13-12-2006, 07:27 PM   #1
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Post Some funny question, with answers.

1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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Re: Some funny question, with answers.

its is very funny and i am still laughing
ha...ha...ha....
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Re: Some funny question, with answers.

i cnt get it
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yeah really............ha.ha.ha......
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Re: Some funny question, with answers.

Very funny .....
nice collection of questions...
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What the f is this??????????
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Re: Some funny question, with answers.

A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her honey, darling, sweetheart, etc. He was impressed at this, since the couple had been married over 50 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, he said, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy lowered his voice and said, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago."

_The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I've taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."
The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest's house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
"Hi, we're prostitutes," say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close that Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"

_One afternoon, a wealthy trader form Aleppo was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the trader
"But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me
"Bring them along!" said the trader. He turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too." "But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!" he answered
"Bring them, as well!" answered the trader, as he headed for his limo
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you
The trader replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall

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Re: Some funny question, with answers.

ha. ha .ha. ha. ha. ha i can't stop laughing.. ohhh myy Goddd i'll dieeee.. with laughing.. my tummy aches with laughing!!!
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