World’s best jokes

friend_ayush4u · 23-01-2007, 01:21 PM

Missing Taxi Driver

Magistrate: ‘What was he doing when you arrested him?’
Policeman: ‘He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor.’
Magistrate: ‘That is no proof he was drunk.’
Policeman: ‘Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there.’

Found…. And lost
Two friends, Santa & Banta, met at Chandni Chowk. Santa looked worried. ‘What’s wrong Santa?’ asked Banta.
‘I found two 100 rupee notes in the bus.’
‘And you are not happy about it?’
‘Actually, someone else saw them at the same time, so I had shared them.’
‘A hundred rupee each.’ ‘That’s not bad!’
‘No, it’s not, but when I got home, I realized it was I who had lost the two 100 notes in the first place,’ declared Santa ruefully

Adults only
Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed!!!

Be positive
Santa: ‘Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.’
Nurse: ‘B positive.’
Santa: ‘please tell me soon.’
Nurse: ‘B positive.’
Santa: ‘I am positive, but eager to know the blood group.’

Shri Ram
‘Did Shri Ram really suspect Sitaji of infidelity and subject her agnipariksha?’ asked the ever inquisitive wife.
‘I really don’t know but when I go to swarg, I’ll ask him about it,’ replied the husband.
But what if because of all those hardships Shri Ramji subjected Sitaji he is not in heaven?’ said the wife.
‘In that case you can go and ask him yourself when you die,’ quipped the husband.

Heavy makeup
Banto: ’you are looking different today Santo.’
Santo: ’yes! The dr. advised me to reduce 5 kg.’
Banto: ’And you have reduced 5 kg?’
Santo: ‘yes! I have stopped putting on my make up.’

Never trust a politician
A speeding bus-load of politicians hit a tree on the roadside, and all the passengers died. A farmer saw the accident, dug a hole and buried them all.
After a few days, a policeman came and asked the farmer whether he had seen the accident, and if he knew where the politicians had gone. The farmer replied,’ yes, I saw the accident and as all the politicians had died I buried them.’
The policeman asked,’ were all of them dead?’
The farmer replied,’ some of them said they were alive, but you know how these politicians are, they never tell the truth. I buried them all.’
:tea: :tea: :tea:
When God went missing
Two six-year old boys attending religious school were giving the teacher problems.
The teacher had tried everything to make them behave – timeouts, notes, punishment; but could do nothing with them. Finally, the boys were sent to see the priest. The first boy went in and sat on a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked,’ son, do you know where God is?’ The little boy trembled but said nothing. The priest leaned across the desk and asked again,’ Do you know where God is?’ The little boy bolted out of the chair, ran past his friend in the waiting room and ran straight home. He got into bed and pulled the covers up over his face.
His friend, who had followed him home asked, ‘What happened in there?’
The boy replied, ‘God is missing and they think we did it!’

Chicken thief
Judge: ‘So you are charged with stealing a chicken?’
Santa: ‘Yes, your honor.’
Judge: ‘Where is your lawyer?’
Santa: ‘I do not have one.’
Judge: ‘Well, I will ask one to defend you.’
Santa: ‘No, sir, please.’
Judge: ‘Why not?’
Santa: ‘Because I want to enjoy the murga myself.’:argue: :argue: :argue: :argue:

**bakuryu** · 23-01-2007, 02:25 PM

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friend_ayush4u · 10-02-2007, 03:32 PM

thanks bakuryu

23-01-2007, 01:21 PM	#1
friend_ayush4u Newbie Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 11 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 2	World’s best jokes Missing Taxi Driver Magistrate: ‘What was he doing when you arrested him?’ Policeman: ‘He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor.’ Magistrate: ‘That is no proof he was drunk.’ Policeman: ‘Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there.’ Found…. And lost Two friends, Santa & Banta, met at Chandni Chowk. Santa looked worried. ‘What’s wrong Santa?’ asked Banta. ‘I found two 100 rupee notes in the bus.’ ‘And you are not happy about it?’ ‘Actually, someone else saw them at the same time, so I had shared them.’ ‘A hundred rupee each.’ ‘That’s not bad!’ ‘No, it’s not, but when I got home, I realized it was I who had lost the two 100 notes in the first place,’ declared Santa ruefully Adults only Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed!!! Be positive Santa: ‘Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.’ Nurse: ‘B positive.’ Santa: ‘please tell me soon.’ Nurse: ‘B positive.’ Santa: ‘I am positive, but eager to know the blood group.’ Shri Ram ‘Did Shri Ram really suspect Sitaji of infidelity and subject her agnipariksha?’ asked the ever inquisitive wife. ‘I really don’t know but when I go to swarg, I’ll ask him about it,’ replied the husband. But what if because of all those hardships Shri Ramji subjected Sitaji he is not in heaven?’ said the wife. ‘In that case you can go and ask him yourself when you die,’ quipped the husband. Heavy makeup Banto: ’you are looking different today Santo.’ Santo: ’yes! The dr. advised me to reduce 5 kg.’ Banto: ’And you have reduced 5 kg?’ Santo: ‘yes! I have stopped putting on my make up.’ Never trust a politician A speeding bus-load of politicians hit a tree on the roadside, and all the passengers died. A farmer saw the accident, dug a hole and buried them all. After a few days, a policeman came and asked the farmer whether he had seen the accident, and if he knew where the politicians had gone. The farmer replied,’ yes, I saw the accident and as all the politicians had died I buried them.’ The policeman asked,’ were all of them dead?’ The farmer replied,’ some of them said they were alive, but you know how these politicians are, they never tell the truth. I buried them all.’ :tea: :tea: :tea: When God went missing Two six-year old boys attending religious school were giving the teacher problems. The teacher had tried everything to make them behave – timeouts, notes, punishment; but could do nothing with them. Finally, the boys were sent to see the priest. The first boy went in and sat on a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked,’ son, do you know where God is?’ The little boy trembled but said nothing. The priest leaned across the desk and asked again,’ Do you know where God is?’ The little boy bolted out of the chair, ran past his friend in the waiting room and ran straight home. He got into bed and pulled the covers up over his face. His friend, who had followed him home asked, ‘What happened in there?’ The boy replied, ‘God is missing and they think we did it!’ Chicken thief Judge: ‘So you are charged with stealing a chicken?’ Santa: ‘Yes, your honor.’ Judge: ‘Where is your lawyer?’ Santa: ‘I do not have one.’ Judge: ‘Well, I will ask one to defend you.’ Santa: ‘No, sir, please.’ Judge: ‘Why not?’ Santa: ‘Because I want to enjoy the murga myself.’:argue: :argue: :argue: :argue: __________________ visit: --------- http://jokibuz.blogspot.com

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