Ramayana by Bill Gates...

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Ramayana by Bill Gates...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.

Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an

OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was

a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only

PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years

passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen

CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP

COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),

and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to

the forest for 14 years.

At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through

DOS-rat and he kollapsed

power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to

LOGIN with hi! m.

LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The

forest was the dwelling of

SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by

RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely

declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to

be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.

Weeping, SPARC-nakha

fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's

plight, approached his

uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the

form of a golden stag and

drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot
the deer, who, with his

last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.

Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.

Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed

her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.

They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful

co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.

SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his

PROGRAMMERS to use powerful

'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His

PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all

around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not

to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about

'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND

MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a

RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.

Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Aft! er doing some local

SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMAN

used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta

believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile

all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him

using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the

VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the

STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful

RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost

DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to

some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the

SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on

earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya a! nd spreaded his

MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and

every one lived happily everafter.

By..
Gates Bill

Petrowhisky

Great man Now only I noticed it.....great...A new version of Ramayan

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X-Caliber

This has posted earlier too .. Anyways thanks for your efforts

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yn10ch

hi bro,
a great imagination.
thanks.