Jokes Man

friend_ayush4u · 15-03-2007, 05:34 PM

Jokes man
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Servant: Master, a letter has come?
Master: Who the fool is it addressed to?
Servant: Yourself Sir!
Master: who the mad has written it?
Servant: Your father, sir!
**
My wife has lost her credit card, “the man told his friend.
“Have you informed the bank?”
“No, the thief is spending much less than she does.”
**
Teacher: you get 0 in your exam , Rahul.
Rahul: Mam, I don’t think I deserve a zero!
Teacher: So do I but it’s the lowest marks I can give you!
**
The movies they see
Managers: Yes Boss.
NRIs: Pardes
Gardeners: kagaz ke phool.
Astrologers: Ram jane.
Time keepers: Lamhe
Tourists: Guide
**
Husband: why r u looking so dull?
Wife: I was reading a book with the sad ending
Husband: which book was that?
Wife: My bank’s pass book
**
Judge: this is the tenth time you’ve appeared in court. I fine you Rs100
Raj: won’t I get a discount for being a good customer?
**
Librarian: will u be mum! People can’t read books because u r making noise.
Kid: if they can’t read books why are they here.
**

15-03-2007, 05:34 PM	#1
friend_ayush4u Newbie Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 15 Posts: 11 Thanks: 4 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 2	Jokes Man Jokes man :tea: Servant: Master, a letter has come? Master: Who the fool is it addressed to? Servant: Yourself Sir! Master: who the mad has written it? Servant: Your father, sir! My wife has lost her credit card, “the man told his friend. “Have you informed the bank?” “No, the thief is spending much less than she does.” Teacher: you get 0 in your exam , Rahul. Rahul: Mam, I don’t think I deserve a zero! Teacher: So do I but it’s the lowest marks I can give you! The movies they see Managers: Yes Boss. NRIs: Pardes Gardeners: kagaz ke phool. Astrologers: Ram jane. Time keepers: Lamhe Tourists: Guide Husband: why r u looking so dull? Wife: I was reading a book with the sad ending Husband: which book was that? Wife: My bank’s pass book Judge: this is the tenth time you’ve appeared in court. I fine you Rs100 Raj: won’t I get a discount for being a good customer? Librarian: will u be mum! People can’t read books because u r making noise. Kid: if they can’t read books why are they here. ** __________________ visit: --------- http://jokibuz.blogspot.com

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