print("something");

Zach

I am totally new to php
Question:
I am working on a Vista box.
*.php files are displayed OK by the browser,
however,

print("something");

does not lead to "something" being displayed.
What is the cause / what should I do?

Zach.

Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:22:27 +0100, Zach <xx@xx.xx> wrote:

>I am totally new to php
>Question:
>I am working on a Vista box.
>*.php files are displayed OK by the browser,
>however,
>
>print("something");
>
>does not lead to "something" being displayed.
>What is the cause / what should I do?
>
>Zach.

Try echo "something";

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Zach

Why does Larry Ullman in his book "PHP for the world wide web"
have Print ("something");
in his book if it is Bulltwit?

Zach.

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:22:27 +0100, Zach <xx@xx.xx> wrote:
>
>> I am totally new to php
>> Question:
>> I am working on a Vista box.
>> *.php files are displayed OK by the browser,
>> however,
>>
>> print("something");
>>
>> does not lead to "something" being displayed.
>> What is the cause / what should I do?
>>
>> Zach.
>
> Try echo "something";

Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:31:11 +0100, Zach <xx@xx.xx> wrote:

>
>Why does Larry Ullman in his book "PHP for the world wide web"
>have Print ("something");
>in his book if it is Bulltwit?

I have no idea who the **** Larry Ullman is, nor do I particularly
give a **** either. 10 to 1 though says you've got some kind of
reading comprehension problem and 'ol Larry was just using an example
of common programming syntax in other languages. And no offense or
anything but spending money on a book for PHP is just...****in stupid
at best considering this site:
http://us3.php.net

....you really shouldn't need anything more than that to learn how to
program in PHP, and if you do, well, you best not consider it for a
career.

Also, stop top posting, it makes you look like a retard when you can't
even comprehend something as simplistic as thread continuity.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Olaf Schinkel

Hello!

"Zach" <xx@xx.xx> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:47436c83$0$24431$5fc3050@news.tiscali.nl...
>I am totally new to php
> Question:
> I am working on a Vista box.
> *.php files are displayed OK by the browser,
> however,
>
> print("something");
>
> does not lead to "something" being displayed.
> What is the cause / what should I do?

Create an index.php
-------------
<?PHP
phpinfo();
?>
----------------------
Does it work?
No?
Maybe no PHP installed :-)

Olaf

Zach

I was wondering who you were

"...Onideus Mad Hatter ... is the Internet equivalent of a Renaissance
Man, i.e. a fat ****ing failure. The egregious Moultard variously claims
to be a world-class coder, a Flash wizard, a graphic designer, and all
kinds of other ludicrous assertions. In the cold cruel world of reality
he's a friendless 26-year old babyfur and Carebears fan who worked the
night shift (in diapers) at Dairy Queen (where he claimed to be the
manager) before being dismissed for masturbation in 2007 whereupon he
went to work at Walmart..."

RE: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> I have no idea who the **** Larry Ullman is, nor do I particularly
> give a **** either. 10 to 1 though says you've got some kind of
> reading comprehension problem and 'ol Larry was just using an example
> of common programming syntax in other languages. And no offense or
> anything but spending money on a book for PHP is just...****in stupid
> at best considering this site:
> http://us3.php.net
>
> ...you really shouldn't need anything more than that to learn how to
> program in PHP, and if you do, well, you best not consider it for a
> career.
>
> Also, stop top posting, it makes you look like a retard when you can't
> even comprehend something as simplistic as thread continuity.

Zach

Yes, I had done that and it worked perfectly OK.
Zach

Olaf Schinkel wrote:

> Create an index.php
> -------------
> <?PHP
> phpinfo();
> ?>
> ----------------------
> Does it work?
> No?
> Maybe no PHP installed :-)
>
> Olaf
>
>

Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:50:59 +0100, Zach <xx@xx.xx> wrote:

>I was wondering who you were

You're still top poasting, Dipshit. I realize yer one of the...slower
children, so I'll try and excercise some patience with you.

>"...Onideus Mad Hatter ... is the Internet equivalent of a Renaissance
>Man, i.e. a fat ****ing failure. The egregious Moultard variously claims
>to be a world-class coder, a Flash wizard, a graphic designer, and all
>kinds of other ludicrous assertions. In the cold cruel world of reality
>he's a friendless 26-year old babyfur and Carebears fan who worked the
>night shift (in diapers) at Dairy Queen (where he claimed to be the
>manager) before being dismissed for masturbation in 2007 whereupon he
>went to work at Walmart..."
>
>RE: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Onideus_Mad_Hatter

And as retarded as you are you actually believe all that...despite the
fact that Special ED makes a big showing out of trying to explain to
retards like yourself that it's a spoof site meant for satire...of
course the other "no ****in duh" point would be how the whole article
is obviously kook hate screed to try and "get back" at me for verbally
beating the shit out of the retards and poking fun at their site
owner, Miss Butter Queen:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...ty_Felicia.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net...tter_Queen.jpg

Just think, with enough verbal smacks across your idiot face you too
can become a Hatter Addict and immerse yourself in outrageous
fantasies and delusional, overcompensating coping mechanisms. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Zach

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:50:59 +0100, Zach <xx@xx.xx> wrote:
>
>> I was wondering who you were
>
> You're still top poasting, Dipshit. I realize yer one of the...slower
> children, so I'll try and excercise some patience with you.
>

Some forums don't like bottom posting, but if bottom posting will make
you happy

I am enjoying your "penal code", keep it up!

Cheers,
Zach.

ShutEye

>>> I was wondering who you were
>>
>> You're still top poasting, Dipshit. I realize yer one of the...slower
>> children, so I'll try and excercise some patience with you.
>
> Some forums don't like bottom posting, but if bottom posting will make you
> happy

This is not a forum!

> I am enjoying your "penal code", keep it up!

Don't worry, he will