George Orwell

"Indigo Testicles" wrote:
> Cookybloke/whatever waffled on so much I had to snip the entire contents to
> save him/her from further embarrassment:
>
> I snipped the lot matey as I found your response as about as nonsensical as
> one would expect from an inebriated Russian tractor driver forgetting the
> fact he'd spent the last month in a frenzied crack pipe sucking session in
> an attempt to convince his crop of cabbages to metaphorically change into a
> warehouse full to the roof of the finest Balkan opiate. Suddenly in a rush
> of shit to the brain he found himself and his beloved tractor caught up in
> the middle of Mr. Putins annual Mayday Red Square drive-by displaying his
> monolithic wheeled and tracked intercontinental magic fireworks. The Moscow
> traffic police just love these jokers, infact they encourage them just to
> give their new entrants the chance to crack a few heads and feel at home
> handling the cities low life. Why not take a trip out there yourself? I'm
> sure if you explained your handicaps, Moscow's finest would club together
> and cough up the cost of a one way airfare and accommodation and welcome you
> with a cacophony of orchestrated nightstick skull cracking. It could even
> prove to be therapeutic and you may well become a healthy woman again. Yes,
> I know you insist the surgery was a success but it's as clear as crystal you
> should have stayed in your male gender role and continued cracking out
> further issues of your infamous viri infestations.
>
> Sadly cooking thing, you have little left in your pathetic minuscule
> existence to even impress a fecking aardvark on the lowest rung of the
> pecking order ladder of life, infact the poor bastard at the mere thought
> would probably just as well take it's sorry arsed self to the nearest
> highway and prey to it's maker for a speeding truck to put it out of his
> misery and become just another number to add to the road toll of squidgy
> carcass's.
>
> Just to show I do have a gram of sympathy for your trunk full maladies,
> allow me to introduce you to one our finest Polish bloggers giving the
> civilized world a privileged peek into one of our favorite Amercans (sic)
> fund raising speeches to trouser a few more greenbacks to defeat that baggy
> eyed old Hilary Hasbeen and send her packing back home to Wild Willy Hicocky
> Cliterton. Do explore Stan the Lavmans blog, it may not cure your major
> indispositions korky but it will sure as hell induce you to splatter your
> monitor and keyboard with the contents of your snoring organ.
>
> Here we go.
> http://stanislavatoryplumpcrap4u.boo...choolyard.html
>
> Now you have a nice day and carry on fiddling with that BuggeryBallsUp
> application, you never know, but one day in the future NASA may even burn it
> to disk and launch it up there into the firmament to inform other life forms
> that we earthlings are relatively harmless and have an infectious sense of
> humour!


Dear Indigo Testicles,

You are undoubtedly a cocksucking clownfish.

Now be a good little fagboy and keep the fuck out of the big boys playground.

Yours sincerely,

Bareass Osama,
President,
The Committee.



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