vista Jokes

18-09-2007, 12:30 AM

probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
this is my joke about vista:
vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

18-09-2007, 08:30 AM

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

"jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com...
> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
> this is my joke about vista:
> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
> time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
> it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
> with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.
>
> --
> Jonathan Perreault
>
> Personnal Advice To You:
> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>
> Best Comments From Users:
> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
> Faults
>
> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

18-09-2007, 09:31 AM

it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, it's
dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets deleted

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
"DP" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:eMcP3PZ%23HHA.5840@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
>
>
>
> "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message
> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com...
>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
>> this is my joke about vista:
>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part
>> time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes,
>> it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work
>> with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often.
>>
>> --
>> Jonathan Perreault
>>
>> Personnal Advice To You:
>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>
>> Best Comments From Users:
>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>> Faults
>>
>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
>

19-09-2007, 05:31 AM

"jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:01DC5751-3387-47DB-ABB2-09FCBB92D4E2@microsoft.com...
> it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, it's
> dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets deleted
>
> --
> Jonathan Perreault
>
> Personnal Advice To You:
> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>
> Best Comments From Users:
> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
> Faults
>
> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
> "DP" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:eMcP3PZ%23HHA.5840@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
>>
>>
>>
>> "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message
>> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com...
>>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
>>> this is my joke about vista:
>>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work
>>> part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5
>>> minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly
>>> impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i
>>> don't say this often.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Jonathan Perreault
>>>
>>> Personnal Advice To You:
>>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>>
>>> Best Comments From Users:
>>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>>> Faults
>>>
>>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
>>> fools.
>>
>

Knock, Knock
Who's There ?
Linux
SLAM!

haha
Man, that's funny!

19-09-2007, 06:32 AM

not bad would be better if that was vista though
like this

knock, knock
who's that?
windows
windows what?
windows vista
SLAM!!!!

--
Jonathan Perreault

Personnal Advice To You:
#1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
#2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You

Best Comments From Users:
No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
"Seven" <Seven@linux.sux> wrote in message
news:%23R8SKWk%23HHA.4460@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message
> news:01DC5751-3387-47DB-ABB2-09FCBB92D4E2@microsoft.com...
>> it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid,
>> it's dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets
>> deleted
>>
>> --
>> Jonathan Perreault
>>
>> Personnal Advice To You:
>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>
>> Best Comments From Users:
>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>> Faults
>>
>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
>> "DP" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
>> news:eMcP3PZ%23HHA.5840@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com...
>>>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care.
>>>> this is my joke about vista:
>>>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work
>>>> part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5
>>>> minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly
>>>> impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i
>>>> don't say this often.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Jonathan Perreault
>>>>
>>>> Personnal Advice To You:
>>>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User.
>>>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You
>>>>
>>>> Best Comments From Users:
>>>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's
>>>> Faults
>>>>
>>>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
>>>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
>>>> fools.
>>>
>>
>
> Knock, Knock
> Who's There ?
> Linux
> SLAM!
>
> haha
> Man, that's funny!
>

18-09-2007, 09:31 AM	#3
jonathan perreault Guest Posts: n/a	Re: vista Jokes it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, it's dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets deleted -- Jonathan Perreault Personnal Advice To You: #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You Best Comments From Users: No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "DP" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message news:eMcP3PZ%23HHA.5840@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl... >I thought jokes were supposed to be funny? > > > > "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message > news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com... >> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care. >> this is my joke about vista: >> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part >> time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes, >> it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work >> with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often. >> >> -- >> Jonathan Perreault >> >> Personnal Advice To You: >> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. >> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You >> >> Best Comments From Users: >> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's >> Faults >> >> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something >> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. >

19-09-2007, 05:31 AM	#4
Seven Guest Posts: n/a	Re: vista Jokes "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message news:01DC5751-3387-47DB-ABB2-09FCBB92D4E2@microsoft.com... > it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, it's > dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets deleted > > -- > Jonathan Perreault > > Personnal Advice To You: > #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. > #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You > > Best Comments From Users: > No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's > Faults > > A common mistake that people make when trying to design something > completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. > "DP" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message > news:eMcP3PZ%23HHA.5840@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl... >>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny? >> >> >> >> "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message >> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com... >>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care. >>> this is my joke about vista: >>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work >>> part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 >>> minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly >>> impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i >>> don't say this often. >>> >>> -- >>> Jonathan Perreault >>> >>> Personnal Advice To You: >>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. >>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You >>> >>> Best Comments From Users: >>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's >>> Faults >>> >>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something >>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete >>> fools. >> > Knock, Knock Who's There ? Linux SLAM! haha Man, that's funny!

19-09-2007, 06:32 AM	#5
jonathan perreault Guest Posts: n/a	Re: vista Jokes not bad would be better if that was vista though like this knock, knock who's that? windows windows what? windows vista SLAM!!!! -- Jonathan Perreault Personnal Advice To You: #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You Best Comments From Users: No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "Seven" <Seven@linux.sux> wrote in message news:%23R8SKWk%23HHA.4460@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message > news:01DC5751-3387-47DB-ABB2-09FCBB92D4E2@microsoft.com... >> it wasn't really ha ha ha joke it was more like funny as it's stupid, >> it's dumb funny, if you have a good one please share, before this gets >> deleted >> >> -- >> Jonathan Perreault >> >> Personnal Advice To You: >> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. >> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You >> >> Best Comments From Users: >> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's >> Faults >> >> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something >> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. >> "DP" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message >> news:eMcP3PZ%23HHA.5840@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl... >>>I thought jokes were supposed to be funny? >>> >>> >>> >>> "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message >>> news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com... >>>> probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care. >>>> this is my joke about vista: >>>> vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work >>>> part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 >>>> minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly >>>> impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i >>>> don't say this often. >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Jonathan Perreault >>>> >>>> Personnal Advice To You: >>>> #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. >>>> #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You >>>> >>>> Best Comments From Users: >>>> No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's >>>> Faults >>>> >>>> A common mistake that people make when trying to design something >>>> completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete >>>> fools. >>> >> > > Knock, Knock > Who's There ? > Linux > SLAM! > > haha > Man, that's funny! >

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18-09-2007, 12:30 AM	#1
jonathan perreault Guest Posts: n/a	vista Jokes probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care. this is my joke about vista: vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes, it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often. -- Jonathan Perreault Personnal Advice To You: #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You Best Comments From Users: No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's Faults A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

18-09-2007, 08:30 AM	#2
DP Guest Posts: n/a	Re: vista Jokes I thought jokes were supposed to be funny? "jonathan perreault" <jonperreault@verizon.net> wrote in message news:08BC9277-AA41-43C3-8603-0CC7DA202D3E@microsoft.com... > probably will get in trouble for this but i don't care. > this is my joke about vista: > vista doesn't make sense, it's a 380$ purchase that you have to work part > time, full time, overtime, all the time to get it working for 5 minutes, > it's a horrible partner at the office cuz it's nearly impossible to work > with, i would prefer spend time with my wife, and i don't say this often. > > -- > Jonathan Perreault > > Personnal Advice To You: > #1: Do Not Undermine Windows's Work, Or It'll Undermine You As A User. > #2: Torture Windows (Any) Now Before It Tortures You > > Best Comments From Users: > No Matter The Problem Even With Linux, It's Microsoft's And Windows's > Faults > > A common mistake that people make when trying to design something > completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.